Welcome newcomers my name is Jayden, im 16 and live in USA OR. My blog is nothing special. But I swear I have some hilarious shit so yeah...So welcome and I hope you enjoy.
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seductivecronus:

risingtensions:

physical comedy

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

(Source: rabbitboy, via oleaf)

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via my-caliginous-romance)

(Source: SPITTACULAR, via ghost-potato)

anononymouss:

rebelliousminion:

crazyhowlifeworks:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS

ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG 

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

what. the. FUCK?

OH GOD

(Source: heylookfandoms, via saviourselff)

teatray-inthesky:

laughing out loud by myself at 2 in the morning

(Source: idreamofjimmy, via my-caliginous-romance)

apollofastingdionysusdrunk:

gaypadfoot:

list of people harry could have reasonably named his second kid after

  • remus
  • cedric
  • hagrid
  • remus
  • fred
  • moody
  • neville
  • ted tonks
  • r e m u s f u c k i n g l u p i n
  • dobby
  • the giant squid
  • dean?? seamus?? roN??

list of dead people harry named his second kid after

  • the guy who lied to him his entire life (dumbledore)
  • the guy who abused him and his friends his entire life (snape)

#Potter logic

(via gothitellle)

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

(via miaoutuna)

taco-bell-rey:

"ew fast food, do you even know what they put in fast food-"

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(via miaoutuna)

nuclearoverreactor:

Let’s Play Minecraft - A gif for every episode
   —-> Episode 30: 1.9 Update

(via miaoutuna)

how to cut fabric for a cosplay

indulging-inaccuracy:

step 1: lay out fabric

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step 2:

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(via miaoutuna)